01 April 2021

Mar-a-Lago to become open for Georgia Democrats

 Wishing to diffuse the huge misunderstanding that Georgia voters failed to reinstate Mr. Trump last fall, the late president is offering Mar-a-Lago to ill informed voters for spring time outings.

"I will take a hit on this financially, but those ill advised voters in Georgia can visit my historic home" and play a round of golf and a reduced rate of $10,000 a night per person.  Mr. Trump will waive the normal $100,000 initiation fee if paid in cash.  


As an alternative to the democrats in Georgia, he suggests that "checks made out to my legal defense fund is preferred" since multiple claims of sexual mis-behavior continue to haunt the former reality TV host.