Former Gov. Palin (Alaska-R) announced today her proposal to close National Parks in America in order to direct more money to "go and get Saddam Hussein". "Ex-President Bush started the job, it is now time for a woman to finish it", noting her enthusiastic mission to go after Weapons of Mass Promotion.
"Closing our National Parks for just the summer can expect to save $1 million dollars. Add this amount to the $500 Billion dollar war effort will mean we can finally capture this culprit".